heysharkbait...

[captain_phil]

maybe we can start a 12 step program.

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	45
Your crime	Failing to establish literary merit in your Harry/Draco/Ron/Seamus/Hagrid/Dobby/Bart Simpson circle jerk fic.
Who reported you	padiwack
Your fate	Hospitalized for your subsequent Cherry Garcia addiction.