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OUCH!! (Reply)
OUCH!!
Jul
.
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2004
10:30 pm
captain_phil
So you want to be Massacred by a Dead Celebrity...
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Judy Garland
Because
They were granted the serenity to accept the things they cannot change and the will to change the things they can, but not the wisdom to know the difference.
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A cute and cuddly kitten will explode from your genitals. Everyone will coo at its adorable antics as you slowly bleed to death, too shocked to scream.
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