an early morning funny

[captain_phil]

'Why can't I have a double dose?' the man asked.

'It's not safe,' the doctor replied.

'But I need it really bad,' the man explained. 'My girlfriend is
coming into town on Friday, one of my ex's will be here on Saturday, and my
wife is coming home on Sunday.'

'Okay, I'll give it to you,' the doctor relented. 'But you have
to come in on Monday morning so that I can check to see if there are any
side effects.'

On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor's office with
his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked : 'What happened to you ?'

The man said : 'No one showed up.'