captain_phil | Inspired by msanborn and Clay Aiken

I'm going to reveal a big shocking secret that no one could have ever guessed.

Not in your wildest of dreams and imagination...

That's right.

I like beer, and if that's not shocking enough, I also like cheese, sometimes I have Beer with my Cheese, and sometimes, I have Cheese with my Beer.

I'm sorry if I've mislead anyone. I know some of you suspected it all along.

But I want to live honestly.

I know, I should be ashamed I kept it hidden for so long.

I hope you'll still love and respect me, even if you need time to heal.

/ out