RIP George Carlin

Comic Pioneer George Carlin Dies at 71

noooooo

I don't wanna go back to work!!!

Fuck You!! I'm getting IN the plane!!

One of my favorite routines from George Carlin....

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You Are a Chocolate Shake

You are a total hedonist. You are drawn to pleasure. You are an expressive, over the top person. You're naturally dramatic. You're the type of person who always chooses quality over quantity. Life's too short to not have optimal experiences. You're proud of being picky.

What Flavor Shake Are You?