Hooooooboy. I wonder if his name was Q? As long as he wasn't overly pushy or non-compliant, that's the kind of patient that was sort of fun to sit a 1:1 with because they sure could tell some wild tales. But for real, I never had one THAT interesting, usually just elderly men who thought it was time to go coon hunting and I'd have to talk them out of it because it was raining or something lol