My Arby's Story....

[captain_phil]

I went to the local Arby's this evening for dinner, I went up to the front counter and ordered a Roast Turkey Bacon and Ranch. It totally confused the cashier. Here's a transcript of the order...


YT (me): I'll have the Roast Turkey, Bacon and Ranch

Cashier : Roast Turkey Bacon and swiss?

YT: Ranch

Cashier ok Turkey?


YT Yes

Cashier : is that the one with beef?

YT, nope turkey

Cashier rings up order and gives me my change

then another guy comes in and orders a Roast Turkey Bacon Ranch and she goes thru the exact same routine.

The shift manager comes out to help her fix an order that had some coupons, she has a homedrawn tattoo of a heart on one arm that looks like a second grader put it on her. On her other arm is a blotch of ink that looks like whoever did the heart tried to put it on her other arm but screwed it up.

I can imagine how that went.

The lights are low, Hank Jr is playing on the stereo, and a bottle of cheap whiskey is out.

"Dammit woman, I'm gonna have to put this heart on your other arm, I done screwed this one up"

"Brace Yourself"