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captain_phil) wrote2005-02-13 09:10 pm
captain_phil) wrote2005-02-13 09:10 pm
Love is in the air.....
The Red Shouldered Hawks were out staking out their territory again. I guess spring must really be around the corner.
This weeks horriblescope is
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What is Love?
Valentine's Day
falls on Monday this month, PHILLIP, and may leave people uncertain as to the
best time to celebrate. Perhaps a weeklong celebration may be in order. There is
an emphasis on the sign of Aquarius this week. On Monday, Venus, the planet of
love, does conjunct Neptune in the sign of the Water Bearer, but it is going to
be a strange and perhaps watered-down kind of passion. There is not much of what
could be called "real passion," sad to say. Monday is fabulous for socializing
and making great new friends. It is also ideal for flirting as much as you care
to. Yet, one step in the wrong direction or a move made too quickly and you
won't be having any fun at all - you'll be ignored or told off for being crass
and predictable. So even if you have your heart's desire standing right in front
of you, you will find that you have to tiptoe very carefully. Don't try your
usual trick of conquering your subject the minute you set eyes on them. Those
you wish to get closer to are likely to be as slippery and cunning as eels. They
may not be telling the entire truth either - so watch it. Of course, if you
already in a permanent relationship, the week holds no pesky, unpleasant
surprises!
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and now, back by popular demand...
Town Passes Law Banning Blaming Someone Else For Farts
Bizarre Cats Found on Titan: French order Cover Up
Lobster Attacks Man In Grocery Store
Pinocchio Boobs, Gal's Breasts Get Bigger when she lies
Terrorists New Weapon-Prank Phone Calls
Mime Drowns While Signing for Help
This weeks horriblescope is
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<td width="440">
What is Love?
Valentine's Day
falls on Monday this month, PHILLIP, and may leave people uncertain as to the
best time to celebrate. Perhaps a weeklong celebration may be in order. There is
an emphasis on the sign of Aquarius this week. On Monday, Venus, the planet of
love, does conjunct Neptune in the sign of the Water Bearer, but it is going to
be a strange and perhaps watered-down kind of passion. There is not much of what
could be called "real passion," sad to say. Monday is fabulous for socializing
and making great new friends. It is also ideal for flirting as much as you care
to. Yet, one step in the wrong direction or a move made too quickly and you
won't be having any fun at all - you'll be ignored or told off for being crass
and predictable. So even if you have your heart's desire standing right in front
of you, you will find that you have to tiptoe very carefully. Don't try your
usual trick of conquering your subject the minute you set eyes on them. Those
you wish to get closer to are likely to be as slippery and cunning as eels. They
may not be telling the entire truth either - so watch it. Of course, if you
already in a permanent relationship, the week holds no pesky, unpleasant
surprises!
</td>
and now, back by popular demand...
Town Passes Law Banning Blaming Someone Else For Farts
Bizarre Cats Found on Titan: French order Cover Up
Lobster Attacks Man In Grocery Store
Pinocchio Boobs, Gal's Breasts Get Bigger when she lies
Terrorists New Weapon-Prank Phone Calls
Mime Drowns While Signing for Help