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[captain_phil]

How tall are you?: 5'11 ish

Have you ever smoked heroin?: No.

Do you own a gun?: nope

Have you ever been arrested?: No.

Rehab?: No.

How many of your friends have committed suicide?: nope

Do you shave your privates?: I'll never tell

Do you ever punch yourself?: nope

Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?: probably

Have you ever killed an animal?: Yep!  Trout, Bluegill, Bass, Bluefish, along with various roadkill
 

Are you Irish?: Hell Yeah!

Who would you punch if you could?: no punching here, maybe some well placed kicks

What do you think of hot dogs?: Hillbilly Hot Dogs! We Got the Weenies!!!

What's your favorite Christmas song?: Merry Christmas from the Family, by REK.  Second place goes to "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Ralph the Dog, from the muppets


What is your favorite smell?: a good cigar, various perfumes, coffee, Italian food cooking
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Coffee.

Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?: I've already been to SF, so I'd go to NYC


Do you do pushups?: Nope

Do you ever fantasize about murder?: nah,

Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could?: who? if the last name is the same Gotti I think it is, it wouldn't be wise to fuck any of them. 

Have you ever done ecstasy?: Nope

Are you straightedge?:who knows

Are you vegan?: I was briefly

Do you shoplift?: no

Whats the last thing you stole? various parts and components from work end up in my pocket

Do you ski or snowboard?: nope

What do you think of moustaches?: I look kinda cheesy with just a moustache

Do you use hair gel?: used to

Do you sniff cocaine?: nope

Who is your favorite serial killer?: I dont guess Ive got one...

Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf?: nope


Have you ever been caught mid-hump?: nope, hopefully, for the sake of anyone catching me, I won't either

Have you been shot?: No.

Have you ever been hospitalized?:yep

Do you like painkillers?: I have before, percocet works wonders for kidneystones

What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?: Blue Eyes


Have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk?: should I have?

Do you own a knife?: various knives

Have you played ghettopoly?: no

Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?: Nope


Do you have A.D.D.?: huh? what?

Have you ever had a head injury?: just various bumps and bruises

How many virgins have u slept with?: none

Do u love the pain a tattoo brings?: don't know, I've never experienced it