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captain_phil) wrote2004-03-06 07:12 am
captain_phil) wrote2004-03-06 07:12 am
Flashback Episode #1
I'm all caffiened up this morning, and rambling so here's a classic service call Horror Story...
It happened soon after I moved up from the cutover/splicing crew during the rebuild, I was riding with one of the troubleshooters for a few months. We had a call at this pretty nasty looking trailer, after taking care of the problem (lightning damage if I remember right), we were walking back to the van. The guy I was riding with asked what I was laughing about, so I said "Did you see what they had in the entertainment center?", He said "You mean that bong?". I said "That wasn't a bong, that was a penis enlargement pump", of course I had to explain why I knew that it was a Penis Pump, Thanks to the first Austin Powers movie, I didnt' besmirtch my image. I couldn't have the folks at work knowing that I had read a few issues of Hustler in my time.
It happened soon after I moved up from the cutover/splicing crew during the rebuild, I was riding with one of the troubleshooters for a few months. We had a call at this pretty nasty looking trailer, after taking care of the problem (lightning damage if I remember right), we were walking back to the van. The guy I was riding with asked what I was laughing about, so I said "Did you see what they had in the entertainment center?", He said "You mean that bong?". I said "That wasn't a bong, that was a penis enlargement pump", of course I had to explain why I knew that it was a Penis Pump, Thanks to the first Austin Powers movie, I didnt' besmirtch my image. I couldn't have the folks at work knowing that I had read a few issues of Hustler in my time.