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[captain_phil]

What kind of disease are you? captain_phil:
captain_phil is caused by monkeys.	An infection of captain_phil will cause giant robots to attack your house. captain_phil can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian elvis impersonator.
Name?

I'm watching something on Food TV called "Barefoot Contessa", it looks like she's going through an awful lot of work for a lunch at the beach. She sent her husband (I guess) to the wine shop, where he told the wine salesman "I'm in a high state of tension here"... and proceeded to ask what wine would go best with a "Goat Cheese Tart"

It's like a train wreck!!!! I can't turn away...