captain_phil | Today's Horriblescope, and Warren Wednsday (Reply)

You make an excellent "right hand man," PHILLIP. Today your services are likely to be needed on some group or committee. Even though you are not first in command, you exercise a lot of power working behind the scenes as you do. You will be directly involved in some important decision-making, and your mediation skills will prove invaluable

and now for Warren Wednsday. This one has been covered by Linda Rondstat and Terri Clark....

Poor Poor Pitiful Me
Written By Warren Zevon
published by Warner-Tamerlane/Darkroom Music BMI, 1973

I'd lay my head on the railroad tracks
And wait for the Double "E"
But the railroad don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood
I ain't naming names
She really worked me over good
She was just like Jesse James
She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well, I met a girl at the Rainbow bar
She asked me if I'd beat her
She took me back to the Hyatt House
I don't want to talk about it

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

(Well, I met a girl from the Vieux Carre`
Down in Yokahama
She picked me up and she throwed me down
I said, "Please don't hurt me, Mama")

Time to get ready for work, hope nothing breaks, locks up or anything today.....