a top 10 list for Pittsburgh Penguins fans and those who know one

[captain_phil]

Top 10 signs my mike lange fandom has gone too far...(this ones for you, sharkbait and puck_nut)


10. I finally find a guy named Arnold Slick who lives at Turtle Crick and give him a call

9. I hang out in bars waiting for someone named Sam to come in with a dog, then I buy them both drinks

8. I rent a mule....

7. puts on an extremely realistic looking cow suit and spends evenings in the field hoping to be cow tipped

6. I buys a monkey

5. I book a hunting trip for moose on a Harley

4. I go to KFC's buffet to see exactly how much fried chicken I can eat

3. I buy a donut for Donna

2. I keep a hacksaw handy just in case my back itches.

and the number 1 sign It's gone too far

I start stalking a woman named Loretta just so one day I'll be able to say "loooook Out Loretta"




and some quizes swiped from sharkbait

Your ultimate spy team LiveJournal Username You look sexiest when you wear? You work for the forces of? GoodEvilHilarityPerversityFamily Values Your team goals are? Your fearless leader out_2_lunch Sex kitten, with no skills, but looks hot in lycra brookiegirl Faithful sidekick, who secretly sniffs your undies sharkbait Brute strength, with tendencies to have 'roid rage only_the_sex Nerd, who wears fake glasses to hide stupidity chasing_amber Double Agent for the enemy inthenameofdt Secret mole in the opposing forces braystrat Too busy writing LJ to save the world killiara This Fun Quiz created by Matt at BlogQuiz.Net

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and a party I'm afraid to go to...

Livejournal Party LiveJournal Username You make out with: tarpo Host of the party: peachestavern Drinks a lot: brookiegirl Does not drink at all: braystrat Ends up making out with a stranger: admackbar The stranger: sharkbait This Fun Quiz created by Me at BlogQuiz.Net

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