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[captain_phil]

swiped from summerlady

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In May I bought porn for nickelcreekfan (10 points). Last Wenesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I gave sharkbait a kidney (1000 points). In March I broke bandwenchnoelle's X-Box (-12 points). Overall, I've been nice (914 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, captain_phil

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