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[captain_phil]

Today's
Today you should try to be open to innovative and imaginative people, PHILLIP. Sometimes you tend to be a little stubborn! It can be hard for you to accept other people's ideas. Today you might have a friend or a family member who has some helpful suggestions. Although you might normally dismiss their thoughts, try to listen to them. You might find that they have just the right solution to an important problem.

and
Lord Byron's Luggage
by Warren Zevon

Lord Byron had a lot of luggage
He took it when he traveled far and wide
He didn't get to bathe very often
But he liked to change his clothes all the time

I had a little friend named Mister Johnson
Who always tried to be like me
He rose to the heights of this profession
He was hard on his friends and family

Still out here in the wind and rain
Look a little older but I feel no pain
And it stands to reason
I'm still looking for love

I went to the Henley Regatta
Intending to put out to sea
They pronounced me persona non grata
Goes to show that you can't come and go
as you please

Still out here in the wind and rain
Look a little older but I feel no pain
And it stands to reason
I'm still looking for love

Looking for a needle in a haystack
It's pretty hard to find
Every dog has his day, Jack
I'm still waiting for mine.

Still out here in the wind and rain
A whole lot older but I feel no pain
And it stands to reason
I'm still looking for love

and since everything has been so routine and boring lately, I'll fill in the space with some swipage from sharkbait and a surprising revelation about what kind of drunk I am


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captain_phil is most likely to get laid in Tanzania, in a snow fort.



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Phil is most likely to get laid in Serbia and Montenegro, in a crowded opera house.



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phil is most likely to get laid in Pakistan, in a cupboard.



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When I took it yesterday it said in Greece in jail, but in the cupboard would be uhhh interesting....

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When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.

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