TGIF!!

[captain_phil]

It's finally Friday!!

I was awake way too early this morning so I went ahead and showered, made coffee, and couple of other odds and ends.

Here's some stuff from NSFW News.
Custom Condoms now available!, a much more high tech option than this one.

Phones Stolen in Iraq Used for Sex Chatlines


and an oldie but goodie
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a group of cowboys, who then proceeded to kick the shit out of him.


Jack-A-Roe

There was a wealthy merchant, in London he did dwell
He had a Beautiful daughter, the truth to you we'll tell
Oh the truth to you we'll tell

She had sweethearts a plenty, and men of high degree
But none but Jack the sailor, her true love ever be
Oh her true love ever be

Jackie's gone a sailing, with trouble on his mind
He's left his native country and his darling girl behind
Oh his darling girl behind

She went down to a tailor shop and dressed in man's array
She climbed on board a vessel to convey herself away
Oh convey herself away

Before you get on board sir, your name we'd like to know
She smiled on her countenance, they called me Jack-A-Roe
Oh they called me Jack-A-Roe

I see your waist is slender, your fingers they are small
Your cheeks too red and rosy to face the cannonball
Oh to face the cannonball

I know my waist's to slender, my fingers they are small
but it would not make me tremble to see ten thousand fall
Oh to see ten thousand fall

The war soon being over she went and looked around
among the dead and wounded her darling boy she found
Oh her darling boy she found

She picked him up on in her arms and carried him to the town
she sent for a physician to quickly heal his wounds
Oh to quickly heal his wounds

This couple they got married so well they did agree
This couple they got married so why not you and me?
Oh why not you and me?
Oh why not you and me?

and this that I swiped from summerlady

captain_phil's LJ stalker is peachestavern!

peachestavern is stalking you because you got better results for the 'acronym' thing than them. They are also slowly poisoning you!

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and now, today's
Today you could making some long-term plans for yourself, PHILLIP. Maybe you will be thinking about your education. Perhaps there is something new you would like to learn. You might decide to register for a computer course to pick up some technology talents. Or you might decide to register for a community activity that will inspire your creativity. It's a good time to set up a schedule that will bring you more personal satisfaction.

That's all for this morning