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[captain_phil]

<td align="center"> Phil --
[adjective]:

Smelling like unscented lube all of the time

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<td align="center"> captain_phil --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a human dildo

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<td align="center">You are 52% kinky



You are kinky. You are always up for trying something new in the bedroom... or wherever else you chose to.

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You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs.

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<td align="center">You have a sexual IQ of 156



When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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<td align="center">Aries

You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.

You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.

Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

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and one I found while at the same site I was swipin at!


<td align="center">Captain_Phil's sexual nickname:

"Trouser Anaconda"

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