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From NSFW News..

Spice up Sex with Cheese!

Public Sex Acts Destroy our Public Spaces


Today you could be a little surprised at the energy and intentions that other people are aiming at you, PHILLIP. Colleagues could be praising your efforts and wanting to treat you to lunch. Old friends might call you out of the blue to invite you to visit them. Relatives might contact you with some unexpected news. The flow of communications will be revealing and interesting for you, so stay tuned!

and for today's "Best of" feature, I set the wayback machine to December of 2004, with a horror story from a local Arby's

I'm on the mailing list for guitarist Joe Bonamassa, I'm putting this behind a cut since Ted Nugent's endorsement of him is a bit,

"Last night, my musical jihad grew even more hair on its scrotum, because I got to jam onstage, no band, just a couple of Les Pauls and a kid named Joe Bonamassa, a white kid from New York. It was just us onstage, and this little white prick, and this older white prick, continued to pretend we weren't, in fact, white at all. This kid deserves to be in the same class with Stevie Ray Fucking Vaughan and Jimi Hendrix and Jeff Beck. It was really inspiring. So this kid and I had maybe 40 minutes of exchanges of notes that don't exist, guitar sounds that are brand new, and soul and emotion that can only go back into the glow of the B.B./Albert/Freddy King world."

and...
"...we discovered new uncharted soul noizez!! Spirits soared on HIGH! He's a stone cold mthrfkr!...the kid has THE TOUCH!! Amazing depth, soul, feel, spirit, attitude, piss & vinegar & chops. Truly a wonderkid!"" Ted's colorful language aside, If anyone reading this is a fan of bluesy guitar/vocals, check out Joe Bonamassa, [livejournal.com profile] puck_nut can testify that he will make your jaw drop.

Time for [livejournal.com profile] captain_phil gone wild: Spring Break Cannonsburg 2006 to commence, look for all the sordid tales later
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