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RIP Mickey Spillane, one of my favorites.




Here are some pics from the Govt Mule show in Warsaw.



Here's a NSFW concentration test just for nsingman


Mice on a Plane

Today's Horriblescope
The advantage that Aries have is that they follow the movement of the planets on an instinctive level. So, PHILLIP, you won't be surprised and overwhelmed by today's aspects, foretelling the end of the period where your thoughts were very oriented towards human sentiments and what was behind them. You will now be ready to play the part of the detached philosopher who understands the inner workings of our systems.



FIRE ELEMENT: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
You may meet or communicate with somebody famous today - or
your own star may be on the rise. Enjoy all that life has to
offer and remember to replenish the universe for whatever
you take from it. Optimism and success sparkle the air
around you.

And for those of you who were interested in perverted Steely Dan Lyrics from my last poll,

COUSIN DUPREE

Well I've kicked around a lot since high school
I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs
From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band
To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs
Now I've come back home to plan my next move
From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch
When I see my little cousin Janine walk in
All I could say was ow-ow-ouch

CHORUS:
Honey how you've grown
Like a rose
Well we used to play
When we were three
How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree

She turned my life into a living hell
In those little tops and tight capris
I pretended to be readin' the National Probe
As I was watchin' her wax her skis
On Saturday night she walked in with her date
And backs him up against the wall
I tumbled off the couch and heard myself sing
In a voice I never knew I had before

CHORUS

I'll teach you everything I know
If you teach me how to do that dance
Life is short and quid pro quo
And what's so strange about a down-home family romance?

One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire
And I decided to make my play
I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks
How can you stand it for one more day
She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes
Or that your mind has turned to applesauce
The dreary architecture of your soul
I said - but what is it exactly turns you off?

CHORUS

That's about all for now.

sharkbait and puck_nut, I've got the bail money ready!