*yawn*

[captain_phil]

Your EQ is 93

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

You are 67% Aries

How Aries Are You?

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

How Sarcastic Are You?

and today's
In relation to your career or chief interest, PHILLIP, you may be promised all the promotions you could wish for. Of course, like any self-respecting Aries, you find such talk extremely rewarding. However, as usual, there's a hidden disadvantage. Today, it is likely to be associated with over exploiting your strength. So even if you're ready to sign on the dotted line, make sure no one is placing any superhuman demands on you.