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captain_philI am alive and well this morning, kinda groggy though, but well. Thanks for checkin on me via text ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sharkbait! Next time we go to Starbucks it's on me.
The electric atmosphere today will fit you like a glove, PHILLIP. Certain unexpected professional opportunities may present themselves that could completely change your outlook on your career. Is something gets in the way of your work at your current place of employment, it may just be a sign from the stars! Open your eyes...
In the work arena, the marketing coordinator was "let go" on Wednsday. The GM is looking for a new Marketing Coordinator who will be more of a "cheerleader" who will get us all fired up and excited about specials etc.
Rah Rah Rah.
HOLY SHIT HTS Airport was shut down yesterday
Here's a REALLY bad joke for this morning
The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.
Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself.
When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.
When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."
The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.
And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."
The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?"
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"
Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health."
Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"
Anyone in the tristate see the new Hussons pizza commercial where the three women walk into the gym and instead of working out to look good for summer they opt to go to Husson's? I've decided to name the women in the commercials the "Husson's Hussies". When the one says she's got a better idea than working out.. well you can imagine which way my mind headed....
Now it's time for Friday Featz, One of my personal faves...
Time Loves A Hero
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
Hear me well
Seein' ain't always believin'
Just make sure it's the truth that you're seein'
Eyes sometimes lie, eyes sometimes lie
They can be real deceivin'
I got an Uncle in Puerto Rico
Spends his days in the sun
his nights in the casinos
He left the States many years ago
Took a fishin' boat to Puerto Rico
Now my aunt, she is sad and lonely
She'll never know that she drove him away
As a coward I admire his courageous ways
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
Some say my uncle, that he's a zero
His life is as a shell, he left it back at Stateside
I'd say he's doin' pretty well, without his shell
Bumming 'round the beaches of Puerto Rico
The beauty of the sunrise and sunset
To his friends he wish he could tell
They're at home still runnin' for bells
Better San Juan than that blue collar hell
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
Kinda makes me feel nostalgic for this past summer's jaunt. ahhh driving 4 or 5 hours to BFE, taking a left, hanging out in a field,singing along with the WV HOG to "Willin", affordable concert food, driving back, prompting various WTF?s frompuck_nut, and sharkbait via text message, sleeping in a Walmart parking lot, sleeping at a rest area on I-79, fueling up and getting a coffee and a rockstar energy drink at a Speeday, getting home at 5 AM.... I wanna do it again!!!! Well maybe without the sleeping in parking lots. I would say I'm too old for that shit, but I don't guess I am...
Hey they added some East Coast Tour dates.. hmmmm........
sharkbait! Next time we go to Starbucks it's on me.The electric atmosphere today will fit you like a glove, PHILLIP. Certain unexpected professional opportunities may present themselves that could completely change your outlook on your career. Is something gets in the way of your work at your current place of employment, it may just be a sign from the stars! Open your eyes...
In the work arena, the marketing coordinator was "let go" on Wednsday. The GM is looking for a new Marketing Coordinator who will be more of a "cheerleader" who will get us all fired up and excited about specials etc.
Rah Rah Rah.
HOLY SHIT HTS Airport was shut down yesterday
Here's a REALLY bad joke for this morning
The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.
Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself.
When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.
When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."
The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.
And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."
The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?"
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"
Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health."
Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"
Anyone in the tristate see the new Hussons pizza commercial where the three women walk into the gym and instead of working out to look good for summer they opt to go to Husson's? I've decided to name the women in the commercials the "Husson's Hussies". When the one says she's got a better idea than working out.. well you can imagine which way my mind headed....
Now it's time for Friday Featz, One of my personal faves...
Time Loves A Hero
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
Hear me well
Seein' ain't always believin'
Just make sure it's the truth that you're seein'
Eyes sometimes lie, eyes sometimes lie
They can be real deceivin'
I got an Uncle in Puerto Rico
Spends his days in the sun
his nights in the casinos
He left the States many years ago
Took a fishin' boat to Puerto Rico
Now my aunt, she is sad and lonely
She'll never know that she drove him away
As a coward I admire his courageous ways
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
Some say my uncle, that he's a zero
His life is as a shell, he left it back at Stateside
I'd say he's doin' pretty well, without his shell
Bumming 'round the beaches of Puerto Rico
The beauty of the sunrise and sunset
To his friends he wish he could tell
They're at home still runnin' for bells
Better San Juan than that blue collar hell
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
Kinda makes me feel nostalgic for this past summer's jaunt. ahhh driving 4 or 5 hours to BFE, taking a left, hanging out in a field,singing along with the WV HOG to "Willin", affordable concert food, driving back, prompting various WTF?s from
puck_nut, and sharkbait via text message, sleeping in a Walmart parking lot, sleeping at a rest area on I-79, fueling up and getting a coffee and a rockstar energy drink at a Speeday, getting home at 5 AM.... I wanna do it again!!!! Well maybe without the sleeping in parking lots. I would say I'm too old for that shit, but I don't guess I am...Hey they added some East Coast Tour dates.. hmmmm........
