captain_phil | Tuesday Odds and Ends... (Reply)

Q: What do you call a cow spying on another one?
A: A steak out.

There are two apples lying in a crate.
The first one says, "Man, my head hurts!"
The second one screams "EEK! A talking apple!"

Two cows are discussing artificial insemination.
Daisy tells Betsy that she's had it done.
"Really?" says Betsy. "I don't believe you!"
"It's true!" replies Daisy. "No bull!"

For those keeping track of such things... No Croc Clogs spam this morning! Yay!!

Here's some more Shrooms from my yard!

I tried taking a picture of one next to my foot to show the size of the mushroom, but my shoes are dark and didn't show up too well, but it went from the toe to the front part of the heel, and I wear a size 13.

Not really a lot else this morning, last night the net and phone were down. I cleaned up the kitchen a bit, and made an emergency Walmart run since I was about out of bread. I think I'll start making my own bread again. It's a good thing!