The Horriblescope returns

[captain_phil]

I haven't posted my daily horriblescopes much lately so here A little introspection is good for the soul, PHILLIP. Today you are likely to feel compelled and inspired to look back on your life, reflecting on where you have been in order to better see where you are now, not to mention where you are headed. Something concrete may trigger this wander down memory lane. Perhaps you hear an old song on the radio that brings you back to your high school prom. Now, if only you could make yourself forget about that powder blue tuxedo.

No powder blue tuxedos in my past :)