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First off, in the I was driving up the hill on the Shoppes Creek side of Rosewood when I was mooned/flashed by a pair of 7 year old girls. Yep, it was at the Trailer Park.

and stolen from [livejournal.com profile] sharkbait is my We regret to announce the untimely demise of Captain_Phil, who on the 4th of May of this year was meticulously smothered in hot fat by the next-door neighbor. This unfortunate incident occurred in an anthill on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Not my new shirt!" just before expiring. Captain_Phil is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month. which suprisingly doesn't mention anything about Mafia accents.


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