Humpday funnies from emule.

[captain_phil]

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott,
AZ. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy
with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of
chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there
staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old
cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I
do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
youngwrangler and in his best cowboy manner says,
"Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the
bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with
delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices
a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and
he immediately barfs up the
chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says,
"Yep, that's as far as I got, too."