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[captain_phil]

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Bleu Cheese

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Hardees, Bojangles when I'm near one

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. The Bostone Beanery

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A.20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: The chicken salad from Arby's

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. The BBQ smokehouse from papa johns, or what I call the "Dead Pig Pizza"

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Honey, and butter

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: a picture of Deep Purple on my Desktop, and a Taylor 614 CE on my laptop

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: 2

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. a kidneystone left on it's own freewill once

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. three years ago

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. a box of stuff this weekend

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. nope

BULLSHITTOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. nope

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. don't know

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I think blue, but I've been told red really works for me

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yep

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Not that I'm aware of

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A Nope

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. nope

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A.nope

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. but..but... what would my loyal readers do for entertainment?

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. As soon as I know the check is clear and the money is in the bank point my nekkid self to the camera

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. sure

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Nope

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: nothing

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. I liked a couple of parts of it, but it's not on my list of good movies

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: both

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand (in the place where I wash, now face north)

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A:yep

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: none

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: One of the Bailifs had to come get me during the trial a couple of weeks ago

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Happy

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Paula


LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Paula

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Paula

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Paula


FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 6

Q: Season?
A: Spring


CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Yes!!

Q: Mood?
A: awake but very confused

Q: Listening to?
A: the weather and music from CIv

Q: Watching?
A: Just my computer screen

Q: Worrying about?
A: nothing

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The kitchen to make coffee

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A:Be off call

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: The movie with the creepy John Tesh lookalike stalker

Q: Do you smile often?
A: when I'm happy, amused, or reminded to for a picture :)

Q: Are you a friendly person?Yep, despite my curmuedgeonly desires