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captain_philThe Spammers are resorting to bad poetry now. This kinda reminds me of the way that the woman on Moonlighting used to answer the phone.
*At last you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna screw her dripping twat.*
She's full of passion, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
*Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a dong she would adore!*
*But how to make it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!*
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
*Your schlong will slam her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!*
*At last you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna screw her dripping twat.*
She's full of passion, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
*Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a dong she would adore!*
*But how to make it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!*
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
*Your schlong will slam her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!*
