| You Are Eggnog |
![]() Rich, sweet, and probably a little drunk. Everyone who knows you tends to get a little fatter. |
| How to make a captain_phil |
| Ingredients: 3 parts success 5 parts crazyiness 1 part instinct |
| Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom |
