some swipage
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captain_phil
When you play Monopoly with captain_phil, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, captain_phil heads outside and brands his cattle.
There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and captain_phil.
captain_phil and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
captain_phil eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. captain_phil can pee his name into concrete.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that captain_phil's PC will crash.
captain_phil visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".
captain_phil invented the internet� just so he had a place to store his porn.
captain_phil did in fact, build Rome in a day.
Thanks go out tobella_cheval for that one, It can be found right here
Here's something swiped fromsharkbait
captain_philWhen you play Monopoly with captain_phil, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, captain_phil heads outside and brands his cattle.
There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and captain_phil.
captain_phil and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
captain_phil eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. captain_phil can pee his name into concrete.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that captain_phil's PC will crash.
captain_phil visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".
captain_phil invented the internet� just so he had a place to store his porn.
captain_phil did in fact, build Rome in a day.
Thanks go out to
bella_cheval for that one, It can be found right here Here's something swiped from
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