Why in the name of all that is holy..

[captain_phil]

Did someone have to redo the "George of the Jungle" cartoon? Have they run out of card games to do merchandising tie ins with?

Of course the new theme has a "rap" part to it.



and in the country music has gone to hell department. WTF is up with Toby Keith's new song "She's a Hottie?" sheesh, it's like the writer got a dictionary and picked out words. He missed a few though and here are my

Top 10 lines that were left out from the song "She's a Hottie"

10. She blew her nose because it was snotty

9. She was on the run from John Gotti

8. She bought a dog, it was a Scotty.

7. she'll kick your ass 'cause she knows karate

8. She's never used a port-a-potty

6. she took back her lumber because it was knottie

5. she was feeling sick so she had a hot totty

4. her favorite opera singer was pavoratti

3. she likes movies starring Paul Giamatti

2. she's never been accused of being in the literati

1. If she lived in brazil she'd support Jereissati

I enjoy this ad campaign just a bit too much "Feast!!!!!!!!!"

time to do some chores around the house, maybe even get some of my lawn mowed before the rain moves in.