The House Drinking Game

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The Dr. House Drinking Game

* When Gregory House pops a Vicodin, take a drink.
* If he goes the entire episode without popping a Vicodin, take three .
* When someone has a seizure, take a drink.
* When someone goes into cardiac arrest, take a drink.
* When a patient bleeds profusely, take a drink.
* When a patient spews fluid from a body orifice, take a drink.
* When a patient spews blood from a body orifice, take two drinks.
* When a patient doubts House’s diagnosis, take a drink.
* When House’s team disagrees with his diagnosis, take a drink for each member of the team.
* When Cuddy countermands House’s orders, take a drink.
* When House acts against Cuddy or hospital rules, take a drink.
* When House insults one of his clinic patients, take a drink.
* When House talks down to one of the hospital staff, take a drink.
* When House or his team illegally searches someone’s home, take a drink.
* When House and his team performs any medical procedure against the patient’s wishes, take a drink.
* Whenever you find out a patient is fibbing on his medical history, take a drink.
* Whenever House lies in a patient report, take a drink.
* Then, when House tells a patient he’ll die unless he cooperates, take a drink.
* Every time there is sexual tension between two characters, take a drink for every doctor involved. (Borrowed from the Grey’s Anatomy drinking game.)
* Every time House makes an inappropriate sexual comment to Cuddy or Cameron, take a drink.
* Every time House makes an insensitive racial remark to Foreman, take a drink.
* Every time House makes fun of Aussies to Chase, take a drink. (Hey, we can’t leave him out!)
* Whenever someone makes a current-event or pop-culture reference, take a drink. (Borrowed from the Gilmore Girls drinking game.)
* Every time someone has mommy or daddy issues, take a drink.
* Every time it’s not lupus, take a drink.
* If they think it might be cancer, take a drink.
* If they have to choose which tests to do, because they’re out of time or there’s some other restraint, take a drink.
* If they perform every test they can think of on a diagnostic fishing expedition, no matter the cost, take a drink.