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Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sharkbait for alerting me to this disturbing bit of news. Jessica Simpson endorses a Stampede Light, a beer with "healthy additives".

Here's the beer advocate listing for it. I'll stick to Shinerbock when I'm in the mood for some Texas Beer. Oh wait, I just read it's "Born in Texas, Brewed in Utica NY." In that case, when I'm wanting some beer brewed in NY, I'll stick to Three Philosophers, it's good for a healthy lifestyle isn't it?


and as a bonus, here's an attempt at some sophomoric humor... I wonder how Jessica Simpson likes her Stampede Light? Draft? Bottle?, or does she take it in the can?


Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week!

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