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[captain_phil]

You Are Pasta Puttanesca

Compared to most people, you have a sexy and wild personality. So it fits that you're like a pasta popularized by street walkers! You like food with interesting, contrasting, and spicy flavors. You live an exciting life - and you wouldn't ever go for anything bland.

What Pasta Dish Are You?

The translation I found on Wikipedia for this is "Pasta the way a whore would make it". Something we'll never see on an olive garden commercial.."Now at Olive Garden. Pasta the way a whore would make it. When you're here you're family"