Friday Afternoon Bad Jokes

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Just what we need to get ready for the


1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You
Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People
Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get
Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They
Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The
Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't
work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho
Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate
Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro
Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled
Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a
Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And
Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck! ! !

14. What's The Difference Between Roast
Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog
With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big
Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People
Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee
Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a
Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did
Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On
Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad
Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang!
Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The
Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer