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Step 1: Put your music player on random.
Step 2: Post the first (and second) line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!



1. Once upon a time there was an engineer Drove a locomotive both far and near

2. There's colors on the street Red, white and blue

3. I came from the north Escaping convention Modern invention that won't let me be

4. Off our rockers, actin' crazy With the right medication we won't be lazy

5. On the_______________where your soul is your best friend searching for a reason to go astray

6. You've been standin' on the corner for a thousand nights Ifs the slowest corner known to man

7. On a rainy,windy morning that's the day that i was born on In the old sharecroppers one room country shack

8. John Rocker your proctologist called, they just found your head.

9. The gypsy woman told my mother Before I was born I got a boy child's comin' He's gonna be a son of a gun

10. A virgin don't ever drive a Z28, never bet the ranch on your prostate

11. Living on a lighted stage, approaches the unreal, for those who think and feel in touch with some reality beyond the gilded cage

12. When I woke up this morning, things were looking bad, seems like total silence was the only friend I had.

13. Got a Glock in the bedside table Machine gun leaning by the bedroom door

14. I've been thinkin lately about the people I meet, the car wash on the corner and the hole in the street

15. It's bad luck to say good luck on opening night! If you do, I tell you It is certain by the curtain You are through!

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