Redneck Hooker

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A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.
'Twenty dollars' she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker
before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide
in the bushes.
They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
them. It is a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.
'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answer sounding really annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'.
'Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face.'