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[captain_phil]

Here's the ugly hypothetical situation: You're trapped inside a bar surrounded by a hundred hostile people ready to break your face, kick your coccyx, and inflict other acts of brutal bodily harm. Who would you want on your side in this bar fight? Pick five individuals.


1. Steven Seagal

2. Chuck Norris

3. Grasshopper from the Kung Fu series

4. Jules from Pulp Fiction

5. Rudy Ray Moore as Dolemite