On the local front...

[captain_phil]

They are constantly advertising the broadcast captioning program from Huntington Junior College during the morning news. One features a woman on a treadmill harassing the guy next to her, she is way too interested in where the captioning on the screen comes from and the guy next to her happens to know a guy who graduated the Huntington Jr. College broadcast captioning program and gets paid almost 60,000 a year to sit at the house and watch TV all day. The other is a girl at a table with a bunch of stoner looking guys who are convinced that trained monkeys are the ones that do the broadcast captioning, she goes into a detailed explanation about the Huntington Jr. College Broadcast Captioning program, after she finishes the trained monkey discussion goes on.