odds, ends and stuff like that

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this disturbing mental image comes to you thanks to snotra( Read more... )

now today's ( horriblescope... )

now what you've all been waiting on, John Prine Wednsday, with a ( holiday twist! )

I just realized that two years ago today, I pulled into the Superamerica in Kenova and bought a powerball ticket..... The Rest is history.

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Your Sexual Flavor Is Pineapple

Sweet, funky, and very persuasive.

On the surface, you're the sweetheart everyone wants.
And you're able to leverage that sweetness to get your way in bed.
So yeah, you tend to lay back and get a lot of tongue baths.
And you never have to lift your cute little finger in return.

Secret talent: Tantric orgasms



What's Your Sexual Flavor?

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My Arby's Story....

I went to the local Arby's this evening for dinner, I went up to the front counter and ordered a Roast Turkey Bacon and Ranch. It totally confused the cashier. Here's a transcript of the order...


YT (me): I'll have the Roast Turkey, Bacon and Ranch

Cashier : Roast Turkey Bacon and swiss?

YT: Ranch

Cashier ok Turkey?


YT Yes

Cashier : is that the one with beef?

YT, nope turkey

Cashier rings up order and gives me my change

then another guy comes in and orders a Roast Turkey Bacon Ranch and she goes thru the exact same routine.

The shift manager comes out to help her fix an order that had some coupons, she has a homedrawn tattoo of a heart on one arm that looks like a second grader put it on her. On her other arm is a blotch of ink that looks like whoever did the heart tried to put it on her other arm but screwed it up.

I can imagine how that went.

The lights are low, Hank Jr is playing on the stereo, and a bottle of cheap whiskey is out.

"Dammit woman, I'm gonna have to put this heart on your other arm, I done screwed this one up"

"Brace Yourself"