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[captain_phil]

First off, sharkbait sent me this link that got my mouth watering this morning (it's too early for that hon!). It would take a lot of tasty sprite to was that down.

I just saw the main reason I'm glad I moved out of Kenova on the news. Their shitty city water system, they are having a boil water advisory on the side of town I used to live in, from what I gather, the water had been out for 4 or 5 days again.

sharkbait and puck_nut both can tell you how many times I griped about getting up in the morning to find the water not working.

In other news from Wayne County WV, what was thought to be a woman's severed hand was found in an envelope at a car wash, the police sent it off to the state crime lab and found that it was a bear paw, and not a woman's hand.

now it's time for today's dose of

Dear Abby
©John Prine

Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call
     Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered...
Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
  Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy...
Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
  Signed Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker
Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
   Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married...
Repeat Chorus



Now time for the Today you might feel a little bit cranky or out of sorts, PHILLIP. The energy of the day is rather heavy, and you will want to be extra gentle on yourself and others. Expect minor mishaps to happen, such as voice mail messages being unclear or miscommunications with colleagues. Try not to rush things or push yourself too hard. You might want to take several short breaks throughout the day to help clear your head.  I'm all for the last sentence of it.

After work today I have to take the hellhound to the vet, pack for NOLA, and do laundry.

We're having a meeting at work today about changes to the benefits etc.  Yesterday we had a meeting to go over what we're going to go over today. 

we'll the ol clock on the wall says it's about time to go to work, so that's all for now...