I shoulda been a folksinger....

[captain_phil]

Inspired by my Sunday , and ripped off from the Kingston Trio

captain_phil and ATL

(to the tune of Charlie and the MTA)

Let me tell you the story
of Captain Phil
and his journey into hell
he left The Big Easy
said goodbye to the Quarterconers
and took a flight to ATL.

And did he ever return? no he never returned
he was last seen in concourse B
He'll never get to starbucks
or have a decent burger
'cause he's the man who never returned

Concourse B has a Wendy's with nasty cheeseburgers
and a "Seattle's Best Coffee" cafe
All the other concourses have Burger King and Starbucks
why does it have to be this way?

(and did he ever return...)

He slept  a few hours  on a chiar in a corner
while the electricians all did their job
oh did I mention, the guys he saw at MSY
who looked like they could run the mob

(and did he ever return..)