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[captain_phil]

Now the Blazer can stop again! Yay! Stopping is always a good thing.

I found an avon catalog in my driveway yesterday, the salesperson is named "Candy Goldie", sounds like a Pseudonym to me :)

here's a bit of ilovebacon for nsingman's enjoyment

I also lifted this bit of humor from
Help

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm a star athlete, and have an
I.Q. of 165, and I'd like to make a donation."

The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room.

Twenty minutes later, the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door.
"Is there a problem?"

The man says, "I'm so embarrassed. I used my right hand. I used my left hand.
I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?"

The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this, but you are kind of cute."

She gets on her knees and begins gratify him orally.

"I really appreciate this," said the man, "but I need help getting the cap
off the jar."

and I always wondered where they cleaned them

work today was typical, we're caught up on sweep but we're trying to get a few weeks ahead before the bad weather hits. The company Christmas dinner is next Friday at 6:30. I'm still debating on going or not. I debate on going or not every year but end up going anyway. Not many people have signed up for it this year since it's at such short notice anyway.

Does this make me a

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?