Weekly World News Headlines!

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First off a welcome to magicwoman,and itzwicks,

now here's the picks for the best headlines from the weeks issue of "

"My Boobs are picking up signals from space"

"Women who wear less clothing live longer"

"Scientist wants to clone Carrottop"

"Blood Sucking Dracula Squirrels Invade U.S."

"Weapons of (M)Ass Destruction:Found Saddam's Secret Cache of 1,250 Gay Sex Toys"

"Obnoxious Kids Drive Ghosts from Haunted House"


Not a bad issue this week, plus it also features the annual "Freeks, Geeks, and Wierdos" Calendar!