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Gee I got thrown out of my own party How bad is that?

xmas party at captain_phil's house!!


bandwenchnoelle
bandwenchnoelle drank 10 pernods, a mint julep, 3 stouts, 12 white russians, 11 white wines and 15 brandys.

bandwenchnoelle threw darts at the neighbours cat.

bandwenchnoelle - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"

captain_phil
captain_phil drank 14 mint juleps, 2 rums, 4 cosmopolitans, 14 irish creams, 2 stouts and 8 pulques.

captain_phil was expelled from the house at 4am for taking a piss in a fishtank

jungle_goddess
jungle_goddess drank 12 gins, 7 poteens, 13 pilsners and 12 stouts.

dragonshyne
dragonshyne drank 12 brandys, 15 coffee liqueurs, 4 hot toddys and 11 whiskeys.

dizzdvl
dizzdvl drank a tequila, 6 sambuccas, 7 cosmopolitans, 13 mint juleps and 12 ciders.

ravien
ravien drank 9 aligator bites, 14 cognacs and 12 goldschlagers.

sharkbait
sharkbait drank 4 cosmopolitans, 10 ales and 10 poteens.

emike2k3
emike2k3 drank 9 brandys, 3 ciders and 5 vodkas.

nuveeena
nuveeena drank 11 white russians.

By morning captain_phil's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled captain_phil's kitty!



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