Today's Horriblescope..

[captain_phil]

Today you should be in a good mood, PHILLIP. You'll have more physical energy than usual. If you've been putting off things like working out at the gym or cleaning your house, you'll feel more motivated do to this today. Your stamina will be high, so you might enjoy a vigorous round of exercise. You'll have a positive view of life, and you can cheer others up with your happy spirits.