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[livejournal.com profile] may_lyn posted a bit earlier this week that reminded me of this little .

Rottweiler Blues
written by Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen
1995 Zevon Music BMI

Got a Glock in the bedside table
Machine gun leaning by the bedroom door
Kevlar vest in the closet
Well, I wear it when I go to the store

Shadows on the window
Rustling in the hedge
Faces at the peephole
Footsteps on the ledge

If you come calling
He'll be mauling with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweiler's name

Halogen lights in the driveway
Guardian Angels living next door
One hundred pounds of unfriendly persuasion
Sleeping on the Florida porch

Slackers in the market
Bangers in the mall
Skinheads on the golf course
Hunting for their balls

If you come calling
He'll be mauling with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweiler's name

Well, he's dreaming about an intruder or two
And the promise of burglar blood
He's yearning to chew on a gangster tattoo
And to hear the proverbial sickening thud

Shadows on the window
Rustling in the hedge
Faces at the peephole
Footsteps on the ledge

If you come calling
He'll be mauling with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweiler's name



Now for the
You tend to be a straightforward person, PHILLIP You present yourself as you are and expect people to accept the real you. The problem is that sometimes you need to work on subtlety and tact. Today you could find yourself having to approach a situation in a careful, thoughtful way. A direct approach won't really work here. Work on being empathetic, sensitive, and understanding of the other people involved, and you should be able to find the solution.


Nothing much else this morning,  hopefully I'll be on maintenance at work today.  After work I have to get the mower ready for spring, and maybe get some pool supplies.   I'm going to get the pool going before the tree frogs move in.

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