horriblescope

[captain_phil]

You could be confused about your social options, PHILLIP. You might have received multiple invitations. Different groups of friends might want to get together with you now. You could be invited to several different parties. Meanwhile, your romantic partner might want to go out and do something with you. Don't let all of these choices overwhelm you! Remember that the goal in all of this is to have fun.

anybody get the number of that truck that hit me?