Today's Horriblescope

[captain_phil]

It's time to free yourself from some of the burdens that are
weighing you down, PHILLIP. You may have a lot of debt that you are worried
about. Or you may be in a job or a profession that no longer corresponds to what
you want out of life. It's time to deal with all of this once and for all. You
can no longer afford not to be able to use 100% of your energy.