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Oct. 4th, 2005 06:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_philToday's
Today's a good day to set a few goals for yourself, PHILLIP.
You'll probably feel a little more able to focus on the steps you need to take
to achieve what you want. Don't be afraid to think big! Every step you take
toward that "unreachable" goal will improve your life and as time goes by you'll
discover that what previously seemed out of reach is now within your
grasp.
now a bit of golf related humor from
Tiger Woods
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that!" She claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "What are you doing?" She asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that." Again she claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a third time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!"
and in the "no shit sherlock" department we have this little football article about this weekends MU at Virginia Tech "game". You may be Marshall, but he is Vick!
Today's a good day to set a few goals for yourself, PHILLIP.
You'll probably feel a little more able to focus on the steps you need to take
to achieve what you want. Don't be afraid to think big! Every step you take
toward that "unreachable" goal will improve your life and as time goes by you'll
discover that what previously seemed out of reach is now within your
grasp.
now a bit of golf related humor from
Tiger Woods
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that!" She claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "What are you doing?" She asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that." Again she claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a third time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!"
and in the "no shit sherlock" department we have this little football article about this weekends MU at Virginia Tech "game". You may be Marshall, but he is Vick!
