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[captain_phil]

Not really a lot to talk about today, just a typical day of preventive maintenance.

I ventured out to get some provisions and gave the hellhound a bath, now he smells all lemony fresh.

Thanks to sharkbait, I'm now addicted to the new flavors of Fresca.


I'm listening to some Tony Rice this evening, every now and then I hear something I might be able to play, followed by a "how the hell did he just do that?"


The new Charmin Commercials with the bears in the woods remind me of this classic but


A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks conversationally: "You ever have a
problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit, smugly, replies: "Nope, never."
The bear says "Good to hear it," picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with
the bunny.





on that note, I'd better call it a night before sharkbait and puck_nut break out the remote for the ol bad joke shock collar...